Privacy Policy

Last updated: April 23, 2025

🦅 We Respect Your Privacy, Believe Me.

At BigBeautifulStore.com (“we,” “our,” “us”), we care about your privacy like we care about freedom — A LOT. This policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you visit our incredible website, BigBeautifulStore.com (“Site”). By using our Site, you’re agreeing to this policy — and frankly, it’s the best policy you’ve ever read.

🔍 What We Collect (Just the Big, Beautiful Basics)

We may collect a few key pieces of info when you visit our Site, including:

• Your name (optional, unless you want to be known as “Patriot #4562”)

• Email address (if you sign up for our emails or contact us)

• Payment details (when making a purchase — always secured with top-tier protection)

• Shipping and billing address (we’ve got to send the merch somewhere!)

• Browser data, IP address, device info (standard stuff — helps us improve your experience and fight spam, bots, and boring websites)

We don’t sell this info. We don’t rent it. We don’t let it hang out in some sketchy basement with hackers from Belarus. We keep it where it belongs: safe and American.

🍪 Cookies? Yes. Delicious and Digital.

Our Site uses cookies and similar tech — not the chocolate chip kind, sadly. These help us:

• Understand what you like (e.g., American flag speedos)

• Keep your cart full

• Track site performance

• Serve you freedom-loving content faster than a NASCAR pit crew

You can control cookies via your browser settings — but disabling them may make our store less beautiful (and slightly less functional).

🤝 Who We Share With (The A-Team Only)

We work with a few trusted partners — the best of the best — to run this store. These may include:

• Payment processors (like Stripe or PayPal)

• Shipping services (because drone delivery isn’t quite ready yet)

• Email tools (for updates, promos, and the occasional bald eagle GIF)

They only get the info they need, and they’re expected to treat it with the same respect we do — no funny business.

🔒 How We Protect Your Info

We use top-notch security practices to protect your information, including:

• SSL encryption (the real deal, not some knockoff encryption from a basement in Brussels)

• Secure payment gateways

• Access control (only a few trusted folks can see customer info — and they’re watched like hawks)

Even with all this, no website is 100% invincible (except maybe Fort Knox). But we do our absolute best to keep your data safe.

📬 Marketing Emails & Opt-Out Options

We’ll occasionally email you with deals, promotions, or jokes that are almost too patriotic. If you ever want to unsubscribe, there’s a link in every email. Click it and poof — you’re off the list, no hard feelings.

👶 Children’s Privacy

We do not knowingly collect personal information from kids under 13. If your toddler orders a “1776 Freedom Thong,” please contact us immediately. We’ll cancel it faster than a woke comedian in Texas.

✍️ Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy from time to time — but don’t worry, we won’t suddenly start selling your info to space lizards. If we make a big change, we’ll let you know here or via email. Keep an eye out.

📞 Questions? We’ve Got Answers.

Need clarification? Have a burning freedom question? Reach out to us:

📧 Email: contact@bigbeautifulstore.com
We’ll get back to you faster than Donnie downs a Diet Coke on the campaign trail.